SORRY TENG!

27Mar07

Mannn, I’ve just spent another 60 for my ipod. So far, it was 105 for Xtra and 60 for Cresendo. Getting another earphones for 45 tomorrow. Then everything will be complete! MUAHAHAHA.

Audio bliss, as many have called it. Junlong, I know you cried because you told me so. And Edwin, can’t you tell the man in the center of the pictures is a crossdresser? My my, shocked me when I first saw it.

So today there was English lesson until 5. Not bad I must say, though Mrs Ling blew her top a few times. Vocabulary Test on Tuesday, Week4. E maths prelim one on Thursday, Week 7. Man, so many tests. And there are banding this term too. Have to move around the class, uber boring!

Anyways, this is a short post I suppose, but anyways, buying weights tomorrow too. 52.90. Training to be hot man! =))

Leave a comment people. =)

Men, with totes, attract lots of attention.

GAY-NESS

MANNN, THIS IS UBER-GAY-NESS!
he lives in YISHUN , btw. Found this out after intensive research. =))

Hello,

Yes, and I’m back to blogging normal stuff again. Let’s hope this continues well. Heh, Yuan’s tagboard is very interesting I must say. ARENA? And Li Yuan has interesting friends such as Roy, Clare and fieryfever@hotmail.com to help him though. I wonder who’s bored enough to go spam there. Anyways, back to blogging. Wait, was a off track in anyway? Think not. It’s time to use the plethora of English vocabulary that the English department has steeped us with, making us chagrin about the whole English = A1 thing.

Yes, and I shall begin to indent my paragraphs. It makes everything neater, doesn’t it? Furthermore, it looks more like a STAR BLOG. You hear that Roy? I’m making a Star Blog with much lesser pictures though. I don’t have an amazing camera phone such as yours. And I do believe that you can be famous, just not as soon as me. =) That was random.

Okay, so today was the first day of the week. Last week’s bra incident hasn’t worn off apparently. It seems that Mr C is still angry at me for saying that he wears bra. I do admit that I am insensitive, but, WHATEVER. I don’t mind anything, you can be my friend or not. Does not matter, yo! Improper English I am using is bad.

I want to find out who Elmo is. Such an interesting persona, isn’t he? I want to use my vocabulary words, but I don’t know how! Man, that sucks. I feel that I’m damn English, so English, that I’m going to English tuition later, which ain’t fun at all.

Another interesting person I want to find out is HUI YI. It’s Teng’s HUI YI, for those who are still in the dark. Interesting person too, I must say. =)

Oh yes, before I forget. Jun Long’s emo again today. He seems to be emo once a day, sort of like a daily drug or something. Aiya, I shall get his girls to reply his messages more regularly, or he will never get high man. Indeed, he did cry when his mother confiscated his phone. So I guess that without sms-ing, he would die?

ONE MORE IMPORTANT THING! I MADE MRS CHEW BLUSH TODAY. Mrs Chew = my maths teacher, and she blushed when I said something to her. Apparently she’s shy. Go guess what I’ve said. It’s not very normal.

Okay, that’s the end I guess. Do leave comments people! =))))

nosey little bastard, AREN’T YOU?

the only reason i’m not close to anyone is that i know it’ll all end one day. =)

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emo

today, i’m emo.
i don’t know why, but i’m emo.
yea, that’s it. i’m emo
and i didn’t get to see someone at j8 today.
which sucks even more.
buying things just ain’t so fun anymore.
friends suck
yea, go figure, assholes.

Crime is rampant, very rampant, even people who have never once used the word rampant, much less several times in the same sentence, agree that if anything was ever rampant; it is most definitely crime today. Many criminals I know have been forced to hang up their masks and guns and find work as corporate executives because the competition on the street is so fierce.

In these dark times there is a deep and desperate longing for some dim flicker of hope. That, or perhaps an enema, I’m not really sure. What is clear to me though, is that the American people urgently need a written guide to surviving an attempted mugging. One that is carefully researched and well thought-out, containing expert advice and colorful illustrations.

However, I certainly did not become a writer to do something that labor intensive, so instead I cobbled together the following impressive sounding yet thoroughly untested strategies, perfect for anyone who may find themselves in a potential mugging situation.

1. Run.
This is where your wise decision to quit smoking, exercise everyday, and always wear sensible shoes really pays off. Both of you should easily escape. Everyone else had better keep reading.

2. Call for backup.
For this to work well, it helps to have a radio. And friends. For best results, make sure your friends are large, heavily armed and waiting in an van nearby.

3. Summon a ninja.
As documented in numerous studies, there is nothing like a helpful ninja to even the odds and tap the proverbial keg of butt-kickery.

4. Transform into a werewolf.
If you have any lycanthropic tendencies, now is the time to explore them.

5. Commence projectile vomiting.
Aim high. The goal is to trigger a cascade regurgitation, in which each gagging mugger will inspire a similar hurling in his associates on either side, who with any luck will motivate the ruffians near them to equally amazing feats of upchuckfulness. If done properly, this vicious cycle can continue indefinitely or until all criminal stomach contents have been expelled.
Be sure to factor in your dry cleaning bill when considering this option.

6. Insult the muggers’ mothers.
This probably won’t help, but will make for a great story if you survive.

7. Use Hypnosis.
Wave your wallet or purse rhythmically while repeating key phrases like, “Your weapons are very relaxed” or “Your ears are getting hairy.” While under hypnosis, your muggers can be programmed to give up their lives of crime, to turn themselves in, or at the very least to stop biting their nails. It should be noted that this technique is only effective if your would-be felons have not preprogrammed themselves with anti-hypnotic hypnosis.

8. Develop multiple personalities.
Make sure they all know karate.

9. Unleash the raging fury of PMS.
This strategy works best for those with the foresight to be female.

10. Fling poop.
This technique always works well for monkeys, and at this point you really don’t have anything to lose by trying. Be sure to move quickly though, because an experienced mugger will know what you are up to as soon as you reach into your skivvies.

Yes friends, crime is bad. It clings to our communities like a persistent shower fungus, it clogs our courts like rancid bacon grease, it turns the stomach like a bad simile. But as we have seen, with a few basic skills and a generous health plan, you too can prevail over even the most fearsome workers of iniquity and emerge victorious, with your head held high, preferably with both hands.

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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The CORRECT answer: Open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe in, and close the door. (This question tests whether or not you do simple things in a complicated way.)
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? The WRONG answer: Open the refrigerator, put the elephant in, and close the door. The CORRECT answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in, and close the door. (This question tests your prudence and practicality.)
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals except one attend. Which one does not attend? The CORRECT answer: The elephant. The elephant is still in the refrigerator and cannot open the door from the inside. (This question tests whether or not you have comprehensive thinking skills.)
If you did not answer correctly the first three questions, this next question is your last chance to show your qualification to be a professional.
4. There is a river inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage to pass it? The CORRECT answer: Swim through it. All of the animals, including the crocodiles, are attending the conference (except the elephant, of course).
Don’t be frustrated if you failed this test. According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, about 90% of the professionals failed the exam. However, most preschoolers got it correct, this disproving the popular theory that most “professionals” have the brains of a four-year old.

Children’s Ideas On Love

Some Surefire Ways To Make A Person Fall In Love With You…“Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.”
Del, age 6

“Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs … and don’t worry if their parents are right there.”
Manuel, age 8

“Don’t do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain’t the same thing as love.”
Alonzo, age 9

“One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it’s something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me.”
Bart, age 9

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How Can You Tell If Two Adults Eating Dinner At A Restaurant Are In Love?

“Just see if the man picks up the check. That’s how you can tell if he’s in love.”
Bobby, age 9

“Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold … Other people care more about the food.”
Bart, age 9

“Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up.”
Sarah, age 9

“See if the man has lipstick on his face.”
Sandra, age 7

“It’s love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it’s just like how their hearts are… on fire.”
Christine, age 9

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Titles Of The Love Ballads You Can Sing To Your Beloved…

“‘How Do I Love Thee When You’re Always Picking Your Nose?'”
Arnold, age 10

“‘You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.'”
Larry, age 8

“‘I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'”
Eddie, age 6

“‘I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don’t Bother Me When I’m with My Friends.'”
Bob, age 9

“‘Hey, Baby, I Don’t like Girls but I’m Willing to Forget You Are One!'”
Will, age 7

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What Most People Are Thinking When They Say “I Love You”…

“The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.”
Michelle, age 9

“Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat.”
Dick, age 7

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How Was Kissing Invented?

“I know one reason that kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and they didn’t always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses.”
Gina, age 8

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How A Person Learns To Kiss…

“You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls.”
Julia, age 7

“You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you.”
Brian, age 7

“It might help to watch soap operas all day.”
Carin, age 9

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When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?

“When they’re rich.”
Pam, age 7

“It’s never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you … That’s why I stopped doing it.”
Tammy, age 10

“If it’s your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it’s a new person, you have to ask permission.”
Roger, age 6

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How To Make Love Endure…

“Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.”
Dick, age 7

“Don’t forget your wife’s name … That will mess up the love.”
Erin, age 8

“Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash.”
Dave, age 8

“Don’t say you love somebody and then change your mind … Love isn’t like picking what movie you want to watch.”
Natalie, age 8