I wish to be six again.

To Whom it May Concern:

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult, in order to accept the responsibilities of a 6 year old. The tax base is lower. I want to be six again.

I want to go to McDonald’s and think it’s the best place in the world to eat.

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make waves with rocks.

I want to think M&Ms are better than money, because you can eat them.

I want to play kickball during recess and stay up on Christmas Eve waiting to hear Santa and Rudolph on the roof.

I long for the days when life was simple. When all you knew were your colors, the addition tables and simple nursery rhymes, but it didn’t bother you, because you didn’t know what you didn’t know and you didn’t care.

I want to go to school and have snack time, recess, gym and field trips.

I want to be happy, because I don’t know what should make me upset.

I want to think the world is fair and everyone in it is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible.

Sometime, while I was maturing, I learned too much. I learned of nuclear weapons, prejudice, starving and abused kids, lies, unhappy marriages, illness, pain and mortality.

I want to be six again.

I want to think that everyone, including myself, will live forever, because I don’t know the concept of death.

I want to be oblivious to the complexity of life and be overly excited by the little things again.

I want television to be something I watch for fun, not something used for escape from the things I should be doing.

I want to live knowing the little things that I find exciting will always make me as happy as when I first learned them.

I want to be six again.

I remember not seeing the world as a whole, but rather being aware of only the things that directly concerned me.

I want to be naive enough to think that if I’m happy, so is everyone else.

I want to walk down the beach and think only of the sand beneath my feet and the possibility of finding that blue piece of sea glass I’m looking for.

I want to spend my afternoons climbing trees and riding my bike, letting the grownups worry about time, the dentist and how to find the money to fix the old car.

I want to wonder what I’ll do when I grow up and what I’ll be, who I’ll be and not worry about what I’ll do if this doesn’t work out.

I want that time back.

I want to use it now as an escape, so that when my computer crashes, or I have a mountain of paperwork, or two depressed friends, or a fight with my spouse, or bittersweet memories of times gone by, or second thoughts about so many things, I can travel back and build a snowman, without thinking about anything except whether the snow sticks together and what I can possibly use for the snowman’s mouth.

I want to be six again.

HOLIDAYS DAY 3 START: 0000HRS

haha, didn’t sleep much last night. did tys all the way till 3? yea. then went online then went to sleep. how cool was that. may be trying it again tonight. and gab is crazy about his ear stud. anyways. tys marathon is on! hahahahah! 4 more to go. wish me luck! =)

DAY 2 Start:0800hours

same time start day. today had english oral. seriously screwed up. people take up to 10 minutes while i only took five? WTF?! haha, and i saw some one super sexy on the train today.  =) yea, went to bras basah to buy tys to thon to finish. yes. of course i am thonning. hahas. let’s see. spent more than one hour to find liang court? yea that’s about it i guess. tmr going to find clare to donate to her. how nice. -.- goodnight everyone!

DAY 1 Start: 0800 hours

Well, first day of holidays. Slacked practically the whole day. Wasted. Buying TYS tmr. Wish me luck.

Home Remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.

8. Sometimes we Just Need to Remember What The Rules of Life Really Are…You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the duct tape.

9. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are “I apologize” and “You are right.”

10. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

11. Never pass up an opportunity to go potty.

12 If You Woke up Breathing, Congratulations! You have another chance!

13. And Finally….. Be Really Good To Your Family and Friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan!

BITCHES

bitches bitches. the whole world’s full of bitches

sian la!

HEHS.I’M BLOODY BORED.

Your Birthdate: August 29

You have the mind of an artist, even if you haven’t developed the talent yet. Expressive and aware, you enjoy finding new ways to share your feelings. You often feel like you don’t fit in – especially in traditional environments. You have big dreams. The problem is putting those dreams into action. Your strength: Your vivid imagination Your weakness: Fear of failure Your power color: Coral Your power symbol: Oval Your power month: November

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

AHHH

AHHH, a week of endless diarhhoea chinese and more chinese. At least I have this weird shit for company for chinese.

Everyday 10-12 Chinese. And we only have 20 min for recess. From 940 to 1000 what a joke? They say this is enough for the sec 4s since we don’t have to fight with the sec 3s for queues. but, what about the sec 3s? do they get a 20 min recess too? NOOOOOO, they’ve got 30 mins. like WTF la? Somemore we chinese only go there play, like we ever learn shit from there. This is a disappointing school. School’s building another new pond again. waste money. threee ponds, lots of stones, lots of plants. what a wonderment. isn’t it?