Exactly one more week..

One more week to NJC. Wth, I’m still slacking in front of the computer.

Few people I know that are going to NJ.

Gab
Quek
Cherm
Her friend
Zi Quan
Me
Luther
Daniel
forgot le..

ahh, WTH. I am skipping canoeing meeting tmr. “movie-watching” I’m worried about making the team, cause i’m too fat. ): fat people should never be in canoeing teams. whatever. i am randomly typing shit now.

i went to canoeing training today. i spent two freaking hours learning how to get into the boat, and i still don’t know how to! too fat already. ): wth. that sucks. whatever. if all else fails. i’m joining ODAC, or rugby. and be a rugger. cause ruggers are cool. canoers are somewhat cooler than ruggers too. ahh. blogging without punctuations and grammar and vocab rocks. however. i am feeling stupid, useless, fat, ugly, [insert derogatory comment here], [insert another one here]

what’s wrong with you anyway? stop making me feel this way. this is not right. you should stop all this nonsense and tell me straight in the face. don’t play games with me, okay?

fat people, like me, suck.

These Words

This is my new name.

Your Uncommon Name Is:

Chet Cordell Wynter

What Very Uncommon Name Should You Have?

Hello!

I’m back from the first LUGE [pronounced: LOO-GI (I don’t care, just pronounce that way okay!)] ride @ Sentosa. It cost like only 2 dollars. Thanks to THUNDER. See, it’s purple. THUNDER likes purple. 😀

Oh oh, thanks to her friend too, for getting us that wonderful staff discount.

PICS SOON! (:

Happy Birthday!

To Edwin and Jun Feng,

May all your wishes come true. 😀

Edwin is currently sleeping together with Wilson who is current sleeping with Peiqin or something. Too dark, can’t tell. HAHA, I hope I can post more pictures for this fun camp. I’m actually spoiling my eyes by posting here leh. It’s so freaking dark and the laptop is a MAC, and it’s BRIGHT. MACs are nice to use. Easy to type on. And of course, SEXILY WHITE!

Oh oh, Quek has a new sexy RED psp. I’m so jealous. Someone get me a psp for Christmas. PLEASE! 😛

btw, guesswho: who are you?! oh yea, here’s your reply to your comment. you better not be some sick gay stalker. 😀

tsk tsk, guesswho. you made the mistake of posting with the same ip twice leh. haha, shall not reveal you here. 😀

The next time you see me online, it’ll probably be new year’s day or something.

Goodbye.

Comments.

Serene: Your blog has no tagboard? HAHA, HELLO BACK!

Guesswho: SO WHO ARE YOU?!

Life

Have you ever wondered how fragile life is?

You just go like that, in a blink of an eye. And no one can bring you back. Isn’t it sad?

The hawker below my block, died of an heart attack. 😥

Work

Here’s the long awaited update to my work.

After seven days of thirteen-hour work days, I am finally free to relax on my own. 😀 Working life is actually not THAT tiring, cause it is quite fun, and normally when you do fun stuff, you don’t get tired. Right?

Few things I’ve learnt from my work:

• Always go to the toilet before a long bus ride. The vibrations will worsen the “feeling”
• Always be on time, or someone will be du lan
• Never, ever slack, especially if you’re an in-charge. It will make people dulan.
• The toilet is a good place to slack, with seats.
• Customers expect WE to fold the clothes, and they don’t give no shit about how fucking tiring folding clothes is.
• Customers like to help themselves, causing all the shoe boxes to fall and they just walk away. This makes us dulan, especially when these stupid customers are coupled with a super slack in-charge who disappears every 15 minutes.
• Customers always think that we’re dumb. Like HELLO, I AM WORKING HERE. DO YOU THINK I WOULD NOT KNOW IF THERE ISN’T ANYMORE SIZE 7.5!?!?
• It is always important to build rapport with your team, so that they can work together. (one way is to buy them breadtalk bread. :D)
• Slingshots that can be bought, should be bought.
• Playing with slingshots during breaks increases productivity.
• Parkway parade foodcourt is super expensive. Thought the COCKles Kuay Teow is quite nice.
• Cold Storage’s chicken is an important staple food in the everyday-busy individual.
• Water should be drunk often, if not ulcers will ensue.
• When you can talk, TALK.
• Isetan staff are freaking bullshit. BULL$#^&!
• Cashiers are fun people to talk to.
• Scanning barcodes can become a favourite pastime.

That’s all, I think. I’ll update more if I think of any.

OH, my sexy picS. 😀

Credits to BUTTFACE KANG.

Group FOTO!

[EDIT]

One more thing, thanks to the TWO people who came to find me at work. THANKS UH! 😀

Gay.

I sell my ass. In case you all are wondering what I am working as. 😀